s:1, n:1, o:3, p:1, d:1, g:2

yeah yeah this has been around for months, but i just discovered it at the beginning of the month and can’t think of a reason not to spread awareness of a truly majestic cultural artifact as far and wide as possible:

where to even start?
-Snoop Dogg has become a parody of a caricature of himself. seriously.
-This is the best appropriation of 70s culture I’ve ever seen.
-The song involves a keytar and a talk box (step aside, Frampton… or, should i say, nuzzle up? [nizzle up. heh heh. nizzle.]).
-Someone (his name rhymes with poop hog) approached a music video director and demanded something like “A flying circular bed, super-lo-fi-looking-hi-fi-radiation coming off my body, one of those crazy photobooth mirror tricks, and star wipes… lots and lots of star wipes.”
-For the first time in recorded history, Snoop Doog sings. And then he kicks a nasty flow.
-The original name of this song is “Sexual Eruption”, which apparently needed to be censored (wtf, America? wtf?! you ruin *everything*).
-Grammar is bent so violently that it still transmits meaning and maintains flawless aural candor, despite total syntactical incoherence.
-Did I mention the keytar?!

Just bask. Bask in the unbridled awesomeness that is the transcendent masterpiece of contemporary popular culture’s true arbiter.

for shizzle.